Whatever your stance on Valentine's Day—a chance to show off your everlasting love, or elaborate capitalist con Traralgon midlands escorts swerve you out of a pay cheque—if you're in a relationship, participation is mandatory.
And alongside our giftsflowers, dinner-dates and maybe even special hanky-pankyusually comes cards. But after we've painstakingly picked out the most tolerable one in the news agent rack, what do you write inside it?
If you can't abide a simple "Happy Valentine's Day ," then we're here to help. Here, 10 funny kind ofnon-lame kind of …mostly cringey but that's what Valentine's Day is about!
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